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Tuesday's
Joke of the Day
What does the "Dentist of the Year" get?
A little plaque
What was the dentist doing in Panama ?
Looking for the Root Canal
Where does the dentist get his gas?
At the filling station
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers
What is the difference between a summer dress in winter and an extracted molar?
One is too thin and the other tooth out
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Bonus Jokes:
Edible Q&A
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher told them it would be a piece of cake.
Q: What do monkeys eat for lunch?
A: Gorilla cheese sandwiches.
Q: Why wouldn't the lobster share his things?
A: He was shellfish.
Q: What's a modern bride's idea of her Dream House?
A: 40,000 square feet and no kitchen.
Q: What is a frog's favorite drink?
A: CROAK-a-Cola
Q: What did the mama cannibal serve for dessert?
A: Farmer Fannie.
Q: What did the cannibal's wife do when he came home late for dinner?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder.
Q: Why are cannibal restaurants always short staffed?
A: No one wants to give a hand.
Q: What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
A: Anyone can mash potatoes.
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids will eat boogers.
Q: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, a steam shovel, and a Chihuahua ?
A: A hot diggety dog.
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
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